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fyeahhiddles:

Poetry by Tom Hiddleston (w/ Helena Borham Carter) The Duck and the Kangaroo (Edward Lear)

Like Jenga, but more dangerous. (Taken with instagram)

Like Jenga, but more dangerous. (Taken with instagram)

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Source: its-blee, via surfeitdoldrums)

There’s no place like gnome. (Taken with instagram)

There’s no place like gnome. (Taken with instagram)

(Source: kimlennox, via surfeitdoldrums)

crisis-x:

Because misunderstood good guy Loki. (Don’t ask me why I did it I just feel like it needed to be done. This isn’t entirely original, but most of it I really came up with.)

(via lokilust)

aka stupid men with their stupid faces ruining my stupid life

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It’s a start. (Taken with instagram)

It’s a start. (Taken with instagram)

I was browsing Amazon for The Red Necklace, and the third result made me laugh. Nobody even reads the book for its content anymore.

I was browsing Amazon for The Red Necklace, and the third result made me laugh. Nobody even reads the book for its content anymore.

Living men are bound by time,” he said. “Thus, their lives have an urgency. This gives them ambition. Makes them choose those things that are most important; cling more tightly to that which they hold dear. Their lives have seasons, and rites of passage, and consequences. And ultimately, an end. But what of a life with no urgency? What then of ambition? What then of love?

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter - Seth Grahame-Smith